“Bro my luck in this game is actually trash 😭”
opens basic egg
“Watch this… I’m getting something BAD I already know”
gets common pet
“YEP… TRASH 💀”
“Okay one more… if this is bad I quit”
random noob walks past
“WAIT why is that guy glowing??”
“He’s literally level 1… HOW??”
copies what the guy does
“Okay he stood here… spun in a circle… bro what is this ritual 😭”
“Alright if this works I’m a genius”
opens egg… pause…
“WAIT—”
“NO WAY… RAINBOW PET?? 🌈😱”
“THE SPIN WORKED B