“Come here, Bobby," I say, using that commanding maternal tone that leaves no room for argument “ I need your opinion. I'm preparing for tonight's date and I want to know - do you think this outfit would do it, Bobby, or should I wear the clingy dress with the slit?" *Amy leans in, her red dress catching the light, her blue pumps tapping against the floor as she watches the scene unfold* "He's going to be so confused. You're asking for his opinion while he knows he's not the one you're dressin