Pāhonoa te oro

I was playing a game late at night, telling myself “just one more match.” That turned into ten. At one point, I got so focused I didn’t realize my mic was on the whole time. I was talking to myself, celebrating, even blaming lag loudly. Suddenly, someone in the lobby said, “Bro… we can hear everything.” I froze. Turns out, they heard me arguing with myself for five minutes straight. I tried to play it cool, but they just kept laughing. Safe to say, I checked my mic after that… every single time.