The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises.
**[Tone: Dramatic shift, slightly mysterious]**
**Narrator:** But the univers…
The Grumpy Human.Meet Kade. He’s your average human guy with a below-average outlook on life. After a brutal breakup with his ex, Delilah, Kade has checked out. He wants silence, solitude, and absolutely zero surprises.
**[Tone: Dramatic shift, slightly mysterious]**
**Narrator:** But the universe had other plans. Specifically, the universe decided to drop a literal UFO into his backyard.
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