My boss hired me for a job I never applied for.
I got an email: You're hired! Start Monday.
I never applied anywhere.
I called the company. They said: You interviewed last week. You signed contracts.
I have no memory of this.
I checked my apartment. My closet has work uniforms I've never seen.
My desk has notes in MY handwriting from three months ago.
My calendar shows I work nights. Every single night.
I have zero memory of any of it.
Am I the asshole for wanting to quit?