Pāhonoa te oro

(0:00) Three assassins clutch a fire hydrant as they leap off a building—but what happens next… (0:05) If it weren’t for a sun umbrella breaking their fall, they’d be nothing but a splatter. (0:09) Then, trying their luck again, they attempt to hitch a ride— (0:12) Timing it perfectly, they hook a metal claw onto a passing truck’s bumper. (0:14) But somehow… after two and a half years… the truck hasn’t moved an inch. (0:22) At that point, the three give up being assassins and become repair work