He's obsessed with sheep,
And makes us cringe when he says meep.
He likes pizza, nuggies, and burger,
But can't even use a charger.
He tells his mum, "But I don't want gnocci!"
And then he gets slapped on the bum.
He plays minecraft on pc,
And acts like it doesn't exist on ipad like a chinese grand prix.
He hates 6 and 7,
Which I can't blame him for that.
But he acts like its the opposite of heaven,
And then he overreacts.
Oh no he died with a stone axe,
Lets pause the world to get it back!