Tobi: "Omo, I’m stressed. I still owe you ten thousand Naira from last week. That’s a negative balance on my soul."
Emeka: "Don't worry about it. Consider the debt cancelled. Right now, I am removing that negative from your life."
Tobi: "Wait... [slight pause] so if you remove a negative, I actually gain ten thousand? That means minus times minus equals plus?"
Emeka: "Exactly! That’s real-life finance logic."
Tobi: "Math is easy when you see how it actually works. That’s why I use Globutor."