Pāhonoa te oro

She sat there for 10 minutes waiting for her bacon to cook… in a five-star restaurant. 😳 Yeah… you can already tell where this is going. This girl made an awkward mistake and got so embarrassed, she just stayed quiet, hoping no one would notice. She checked her bacon once—still raw. Waited a bit longer—still not cooked. And then it finally hit her… The bacon wasn’t supposed to cook at all. It was cured. Ready to eat. She had been sitting there the whole time… waiting for nothing.