Pāhonoa te oro

\<speak\> \<prosody rate="0.9" pitch="+2st"\>Anyway,\</prosody\> so there’s this guy named Kade. \<break time="200ms"/\> Kade is a total loner, right? Just vibing in the dark, staring out his window, expecting absolutely nothing to change. \<break time="300ms"/\> Until one night, the sky \<prosody…

\<speak\> \<prosody rate="0.9" pitch="+2st"\>Anyway,\</prosody\> so there’s this guy named Kade. \<break time="200ms"/\> Kade is a total loner, right? Just vibing in the dark, staring out his window, expecting absolutely nothing to change. \<break time="300ms"/\> Until one night, the sky \<prosody pitch="+3st"\>literally\</prosody\> splits open. A massive \<prosody pitch="-2st"\>U-F-O\</prosody\> streaks across the horizon and slams into his backyard like a cosmic wrecking ball. \<break time="4