“okay I need to say this real quick 😭”
[calm]
I made an undercover rant account.
[slight laugh]
and no, I’m not linking it… you’re gonna have to find it yourselves 💀
[playful]
it’s just a little side account I’ll be posting on sometimes
[soft teasing]
and I’m kinda curious to see how long it takes before someone figures out it’s me
[slight pause]
because I know some of you are way too observant 😭
[final playful]
anyway… good luck guessing 👀