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Who the fuck is Thrag's barber? Well, let's find out. First off, let's rule out some options. Does Thrag cut his own hair? Hell no. This 300 kilogram bundle of crashout has never bothered with his hair. He was rocking a standard cut-up until he met his barber. One might suggest he flies off to a different planet for a trim. Are you fucking serious? Who the fuck suggested that shit? This is the same fucking man who sacrificed his own children just because they were mixed with another species. No