I woke up at 5AM to fix my life… and it got worse.
Step one: wake up early.
I already hate step one.
Apparently successful people drink coffee… so I made some.
It tasted like sadness.
Then I sat down to be productive.
Opened my laptop… and immediately opened 20 tabs.
Because, you know… research.
Five minutes later, I’m watching a raccoon steal pizza at 6AM.
I don’t even like raccoons.
So I told myself, no distractions. Focus.
And right on cue… my phone buzzed.
Yeah, I grabbed it instantly.