Pāhonoa te oro

was on a small subreddit I’d never visited before: “Do not turn on your bedroom light at 3:13 AM.” No context. No explanation. Just that. The comments were weird too—people arguing about whether it was a joke, others saying they felt “off” after reading it. One comment just said: “Too late for me.” I laughed and closed the app. That night, I woke up thirsty. My phone said 3:12 AM. As I stood up, I remembered the post and rolled my eyes. I walked to the light switch anyway. Then I heard it. A sof