Roommate STOLE my food… so I got revenge
“My roommate kept stealing my food, even after I told him to stop.
So one day, I bought the spiciest hot sauce I could find… and covered my leftovers in it.
That night, I heard screaming from the kitchen.
He ran out chugging milk straight from the carton… crying.
Then he yelled, ‘Why would you do that?!’
I just looked at him and said…
‘Why were you eating my food?’”