Pāhonoa te oro

[0:00] “Bro my luck in this game is actually trash 😭” [0:02] opens basic egg “Watch this… I’m getting something BAD I already know” [0:04] gets common pet “YEP… TRASH 💀” [0:06] “Okay one more… if this is bad I quit” [0:08] random noob walks past “WAIT why is that guy glowing??” [0:10] “He’s literally level 1… HOW??” [0:12] copies what the guy does “Okay he stood here… spun in a circle… bro what is this ritual 😭” [0:15] “Alright if this works I’m a genius” [0:17] opens egg… pause… “WAI