[0:00]
“Bro my luck in this game is actually trash 😭”
[0:02]
opens basic egg
“Watch this… I’m getting something BAD I already know”
[0:04]
gets common pet
“YEP… TRASH 💀”
[0:06]
“Okay one more… if this is bad I quit”
[0:08]
random noob walks past
“WAIT why is that guy glowing??”
[0:10]
“He’s literally level 1… HOW??”
[0:12]
copies what the guy does
“Okay he stood here… spun in a circle… bro what is this ritual 😭”
[0:15]
“Alright if this works I’m a genius”
[0:17]
opens egg… pause…
“WAI