Pāhonoa te oro

You ever wonder why you spend $100 on a cat bed just for them to choose the trash? This is my life now. We don't have a cat, we have a 10-pound orange chaotic force that thinks a cardboard box is a portal to another dimension. And it’s not just the big boxes. They will literally attempt to phase through solid wood if there’s a 2-inch gap. Look at this—this isn't a cat anymore, it's a fuzzy jump-scare waiting to happen. If you hear a meow coming from your kitchen cabinets... don't open them. But