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What if Elon Musk woke up in ancient Greece? Day one. You wake up outside Athens. No Tesla, no Starlink, no X. Just olive trees, togas, and confused philosophers staring at you. You mutter, “Where’s my phone?” A nearby shepherd decides you must be a god who fell from the sky. Day two. Word spreads …

What if Elon Musk woke up in ancient Greece? Day one. You wake up outside Athens. No Tesla, no Starlink, no X. Just olive trees, togas, and confused philosophers staring at you. You mutter, “Where’s my phone?” A nearby shepherd decides you must be a god who fell from the sky. Day two. Word spreads across Athens overnight. “The strange man speaks of flying chariots reaching the stars.” Hundreds gather in the marketplace. You start sketching rocket designs in the dirt with a stick. Amphoras drop.