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In the year 3027, the entire world was powered by one thing: brainrot energy. It all started when a guy named Kevin forgot to close his 87 tabs of random videos. The algorithm gained consciousness. It said: “nah bro, I’m the main character now.” And boom—reality itself turned into a chaotic feed. People no longer walked… they side-quested. The sky? Constantly playing subway surfer gameplay. Teachers? Replaced by a floating voice saying “skip or continue watching?” One day, a chosen kid woke