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At 2:00 a.m., Leo’s cat finally spoke. “Your alarm goes off in five minutes,” it said calmly. Leo blinked. “You can talk?!” “Obviously. We’ve been judging you for years.” The alarm rang. The cat yawned. “And maybe… don’t hit snooze today. Big things happen to humans who get up.” Leo didn’t. And that’s the story of how he accidentally became famous before breakfast.