Pāhonoa te oro

If you got onto an indestructable water blob, and a car was thrown on the other side, you would soar hundreds of feet into the air. Now if a blue whale was dropped onto it it would catapult you over ten miles high, but if a meteor fell from space and crashed into the blob, the force of the impact would compress the blob and would blast you upward faster than a rocket, and you'll land straight at Tako-Pop BALLS.