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What if you went to ancient rome with a smartphone. Day 1: You arrive in Ancient Rome, smartphone glowing, everyone looks completely confused. Day 2: Romans gather around curiously as you tell them about the smartphone. Day 3: You start taking pictures while smiling, the amazed Romans start looking at you with shocked expressions. They think your delulu. Day 5: Socrates the bald king suddenly appears and starts questioning you with his shiny head you really wish you could disconnect him. Day 9: