Yakabatanidzwa ruzha

What happens if you're suddenly hired for World War 2? Day one, you wake up thinking this is some kind of joke. Within minutes, you're handed a uniform, a helmet that doesn't fit, and orders you barely understand. You try to stand still in formation but keep turning the wrong way. Everyone looks locked in while you’re buffering in real life. Week one, you learn how to hold a rifle, but your arms shake like you're carrying a mountain. You spend hours marching, only to realize you’ve been steppin