קלײַב אַלץ אױס

Two friends see a “Free WiFi” sign. Ali: Bro, this café is amazing. Free WiFi! Bilal: Yeah, but you haven’t ordered anything. Waiter: Sir, will you order? Ali: Yes… the WiFi password. Waiter: That comes after ordering. Bilal: What’s the cheapest thing here? Waiter: Water. Ali: Perfect. Two waters… and unlimited internet dreams