Two friends see a “Free WiFi” sign.
Ali: Bro, this café is amazing. Free WiFi!
Bilal: Yeah, but you haven’t ordered anything.
Waiter: Sir, will you order?
Ali: Yes… the WiFi password.
Waiter: That comes after ordering.
Bilal: What’s the cheapest thing here?
Waiter: Water.
Ali: Perfect. Two waters… and unlimited internet dreams