Pāhonoa te oro

Sony spent YEARS on this game… building it… fixing it… hyping it up like it was about to be the next big thing… and then Marathon drops… and the internet looks at the numbers like they just checked their bank account after buying snacks for the whole class. Like BRO… 1.2 million copies and people acting like somebody just unplugged the Wi-Fi at Sony headquarters. Folks refreshing Steam charts every 3 seconds like they’re waiting for concert tickets to drop.