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Gamers, I thought I’d heard everything… until this happened. We were grinding ranked when a random joined—dude called himself NightReaper. Chill at first, nothing weird. Round 3 starts… and out of nowhere he goes quiet. Then we hear him whisper, “Yeah… I probably shouldn’t be on right now.” We laug…

Gamers, I thought I’d heard everything… until this happened. We were grinding ranked when a random joined—dude called himself NightReaper. Chill at first, nothing weird. Round 3 starts… and out of nowhere he goes quiet. Then we hear him whisper, “Yeah… I probably shouldn’t be on right now.” We laugh. Thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. Suddenly, a girl’s voice explodes in the background: “I told you NO MORE GAMES tonight!” We all freeze mid-round. He’s like, “Babe, relax… it’s just one match, I’m