“I Tried Being Productive for 1 Day…”
(Close-up, intense face, dramatic music)
“I woke up at 5AM to fix my life… and it got worse.”
(Cut to alarm going off, you slapping it aggressively)
“Step one: wake up early.”
(pause)
“I hate step one.”
(Montage: brushing teeth like a zombie, pouring coffee aggressively)
“Successful people drink coffee.”
(sip, instant regret face)
“…why does it taste like sadness?”
(Sitting with laptop, typing fast)
“Time to be productive.”