Pāhonoa te oro

I want to fuck a toaster I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good