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Day 1: You're at a Roman construction site. Men are breaking their backs under massive stones. You just stand there... watching. Day 2: You try to help. You lift a block, and your arms rattle like loose cutlery. The workers laugh. Skeletons aren't built for heavy lifting. Day 3: You stop lifting …

Day 1: You're at a Roman construction site. Men are breaking their backs under massive stones. You just stand there... watching. Day 2: You try to help. You lift a block, and your arms rattle like loose cutlery. The workers laugh. Skeletons aren't built for heavy lifting. Day 3: You stop lifting and start building. Wood. A round wheel. The Romans gather, completely baffled. Day 4: The reveal: A wooden wheelbarrow. A worker pokes it with a stick, unimpressed. Day 5: You load a giant stone and