I have absolutely no self-control.
Next, I tried working out.
Did one push-up… and saw my entire life flash before my eyes.
After that, I decided to journal.
“Write your goals,” they said.
So I wrote:
Goal one… survive today.
At this point, I just sat there thinking…
They said this would change my life.
And you know what?
It did.
Just… not in a good way.
So I made a new plan.
A better plan.
I went back to bed.
Because success is all about consistency…
And I am very consistent…
…at failing