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MR. FEAST Say I am standing between the two most competitive neighbors in America! On my left, Grant—he vacuums his grass. On my right, Dave—he hasn't seen his grass under charcoal soot in three years! MR. FEAST Say Today, I’m giving them $10,000 CASH, but there’s a catch. They have to survive the Suburban War Zone! GRANT Say Mr. Feast, I have 42 signed petitions against Dave’s grill! This is a safety hazard! DAVE Say Petition this, G-Man! The 'Soul of the Grill' is taking that check home! MR. F