Yakabatanidzwa ruzha

Bro why does my alarm sound like it’s threatening my whole existence? I set it for 7 AM with confidence like “yeah I’ll wake up early, I’m that disciplined guy.” NOPE. 7 AM hits and suddenly the alarm is my worst enemy. I hit snooze like I’m defusing a bomb but I’m actually just delaying my own suffering. Five minutes later it comes back LOUDER like it’s mad I ignored it. I swear my phone gets personal. I start bargaining with it like “bro just give me 10 more minutes and I’ll change my life.” N