what's the most embarrassing thing your child did in public, and what did you do in that moment?
One day when my eldest was about six, he woke up claiming he was sick. He was groggy and a little warm, and complained of a scratchy throat, so I kept him home from school and called in sick to work. I put him back to bed and sat down to play a video game while the kid slept.
Around 10am the kid has not only not fallen back asleep, he's bouncing around the house giddily, so I decide he's not sick aft