Pāhonoa te oro

Why are school laptops a target of destruction? Like bro, at the start of the year they give us these brand new laptops. Three months later they look like they survived a war. I’m just trying to write my essay, but the kid next to me isn’t even doing the assignment. He’s running a full-blown tournament in some game he somehow downloaded. And the way he switches tabs is a special ability. The teacher starts walking down the aisle and he doesn’t even look up. He just hits Alt+Tab at lightning spee