Pāhonoa te oro

<speak> <prosody rate="110%" pitch="+2st" volume="loud"> <p> I am standing between the two most competitive neighbors in America! <break time="400ms"/> On my left, Grant— <emphasis level="strong">he vacuums his grass!</emphasis> <break time="300ms"/> On my right, Dave— <emphasis level="strong">he hasn't seen his grass under charcoal soot in three years!</emphasis> </p> <break time="700ms"/> <p> Today, I’m giving them