Pāhonoa te oro

[0:00] WAIT—STOP SCROLLING—YOUR PHONE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE 💀 [0:01] Bro I just microwaved water and it barked at me— [0:03] WHY IS MY CHAIR BREATHING??? [0:04] vine boom Grandma just hit a 360 no-scope on the toaster 😭 [0:06] The WiFi said “nah” and started running— [0:07] metal pipe sound I opened the fridge and it said “you again?” [0:09] Bro the milk is plotting something— [0:10] intense music I blinked ONCE and it’s already 2047??? [0:12] WHO TAUGHT THE DOG TAX EVASION— [0:13] glas