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WAIT—STOP SCROLLING—YOUR PHONE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE 💀
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Bro I just microwaved water and it barked at me—
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WHY IS MY CHAIR BREATHING???
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vine boom
Grandma just hit a 360 no-scope on the toaster 😭
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The WiFi said “nah” and started running—
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metal pipe sound
I opened the fridge and it said “you again?”
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Bro the milk is plotting something—
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intense music
I blinked ONCE and it’s already 2047???
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WHO TAUGHT THE DOG TAX EVASION—
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glas