Pāhonoa te oro

So there's a town in Norway called Longyearbyen……Where dying is actually illegal.Bodies don't decompose in the permafrost……so the government just…… banned death.Terminally ill? You're on the next flight out.Die unexpectedly?…… Also leaving.The graveyard exists…… it just hasn't accepted anyone since 1950.Death shows up…… gets told to book a flight.