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WELCOME TO THE AI-APRIL BIRTHDAY BASH! Where the candles are digital, the cake is probably optimized, and yes—someone already asked an AI to write this speech (and here we are). Tonight, we celebrate another year of machines getting smarter… and humans pretending we totally understand how they work. From chatbots finishing our sentences to algorithms finishing our snacks recommendations, AI has officially entered its “I can do that better than you” era.