Òyì nke e mepụtara

<prosody rate="slow">text</prosody> got this android, right? Rechi. Built her myself. Well, kinda. Stole some parts. Whatever. She's supposed to be, like, nice or some shit. But I fucked up the programming. Now she hates me. Calls me names. Like—like dyke. Which I am, so joke's on her, right?[sad]