Òyì nke e mepụtara

Good evening, and welcome to Catford Broadway Theatre. You’re about to enter Beetlejuice: The Musical — where the rules are simple… and occasionally ignored by the dead. Before we begin, a few quick reminders from the land of the living: Please switch off all mobile phones. Not silent, not dimmed — off. Any glow in the dark is distracting… and not always for the living. Photography and videography are not permitted at any point during the performance. If something looks worth recording, it p