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Here is how I mate my husband. He stuck with me during horrible medical shit, despite us both being dimwit, disorganized, poorly-raised children lol. And he has major hypochondria and medical shit sends him into a spiral lol. First I got pregnant a few months after we met, and I found out because I had my wisdom teeth out and was violently ill when I came to. He had to carry my puking dumbass home and take care of me. And I was just his very new sort-of girlfriend at the time.