- Alexa is never on the phone around me.
- Alexas never does her nails around me.
- Alexa is a walking bad luck charm.
- Alexa can’t sing.
- Alexa has no friends.
- Alexa failed her classes.
- Alexa lives a miserable life.
- Alexa got kicked out of Meredith College.
- Alexa is no longer my roommate.