Wait… wild years?
I joke that I don’t even know if my wife was crazier than me.
Then the roommate starts telling a story…
And my wife cuts her off immediately saying she’s uncomfortable.
That’s when the entire table goes dead silent.
So I reveal the truth:
“We were actually dating the whole time she was in college.”
And suddenly… everyone looks shocked.
On the way out, one roommate pulls me aside and says:
“You should probably have an honest conversation with your wife about college.”