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Oh my god, guys. I cannot believe what just happened at my friend’s house. No, seriously, this is insane. Okay, quick recap. I was just chilling there yesterday, we were hanging out, watching movies, eating pizza — normal stuff. Then nature calls, right? I walk to the bathroom like a polite human being. I go in… and 5 minutes later I realize this isn’t a normal bathroom break. I just dropped the mother of all bombs. Like, absolute chaos. >> I came out saying, “Dude… we have a problem.” At first