Pāhonoa te oro

I tried going to the gym the other day… big mistake. I walked in confident too. I had the outfit, the water bottle, headphones — I looked like I knew what I was doing. Five minutes in… I realized something. Everybody in there is either huge or confusing. There was one dude lifting a weight that looked like it came off a truck. I’m over there lifting a dumbbell… and the dumbbell is looking at me like, “Bro… you sure about this?” 💀 Then the trainer walks over. He goes, “Alright, give me 10 r