I tried going to the gym the other day… big mistake.
I walked in confident too. I had the outfit, the water bottle, headphones — I looked like I knew what I was doing.
Five minutes in… I realized something.
Everybody in there is either huge or confusing.
There was one dude lifting a weight that looked like it came off a truck. I’m over there lifting a dumbbell… and the dumbbell is looking at me like,
“Bro… you sure about this?” 💀
Then the trainer walks over. He goes,
“Alright, give me 10 r