Òyì nke e mepụtara

Why did I drop out of school? I basically dropped out on my first day. I called my mom right after my first class, which already tells you everything. She answers all happy like, “Hi, how was your first day?” and I just go, “Yeah… I think I should come home.” She pauses and asks what happened. So I tell her they put all the freshmen in this huge lecture hall, like hundreds of people, felt more like a stadium than a class. Then the dean walks in, gives this big speech, welcomes us, says we should